Graduation Idea

Taken from an imagined valedictorian speech at an imaginary graduation ceremony:

Welcome family, friends, teachers, school board and visitors. It is great to welcome you to tonight's graduation ceremony.

I am not allowed in this public ceremony to mention the one who allowed us all to be here tonight. Because of the "separation of church and state" which when translated means the separation of mind and state we are not allowed to say the name of the one who made this event possible. He is the silent attendee at all graduation ceremonies which he can do because of his omnipotence.